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F.A.Q:
Do you transfer Film (8mm/16mm/etc) to DVD?
No, we do not currently have the ability to transfer film to DVD.

NSFAQ:

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
42.

If Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck and Pluto is a dog, what is Goofy?
Um...some kind of rabbit perhaps...but then he doesn't hop much so that's not right. He can't be a dog because then he'd be like Pluto, unless he's some kind of freaky mutant dog. I heard someone say he's a horse but I don't think that's right either. Hmmm, I don't think we'll ever know for sure.

Why did Mike Myers make the movie 'Goldmember'?
I have no idea. Sure the Austin Powers thing was popular but the other 2 movies were actually good, where as Goldmember was quite painful to watch, apart from Ozzy Osbourne's cameo and that line about the Dutch. Maybe he thought that he'd be stuck doing Austin Powers movies forever so he made a movie so bad that no one would ever want another. That's the only answer I can come up with. I mean, that was one bad movie. I've seen some bad movies in my time but it doesn't get much worse than 'Goldmember'.

When is Futurama coming back?
This question would be better addressed to the creators of Futurama, although I've heard they are releasing the first of 4 straight to DVD movies in December. However I only read that on a fan-site so don't take my word for it.

What is the speed of dark?
This is a rhetorical question...I think. Unless some scientist has actually worked it out thus ruining a perfectly good joke. Well actually it's not that good but it's a joke none the less. If you don't like it, blame Craig Charles as I stole it from him.

Are all of these questions pointless?
Yes, a total waste of time.

 
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